Bear… bearfucker, do you need assistance?

police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!

me: not with that attitude

pizza:

OH MY GODDDDD

10knotes:

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Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

What girls say: I'm fine

What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst

big-booty-itches:

when your parents ask you to help them with technology

magalomania:

edprinzawesome:

his face……

The man just wants to feel cute. He doesn’t understand the laughter.

siggymcpissyface:

condorn:

sorry im poor i cant afford to pay attention

jpierrepontcriss:

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home